a blonde lady is pulled over 4 speeding the cop who is also blonde and female askes 4 her driving licence , she is looking through her bag 4 what seemed like ages when she said to the cop i cant find it what does it look like the cop replied well it will have ur picture on it . a-ha says the blonde here it is handing the cop her make up mirror the cop looked at it and said oh im so sorry i didnt realise you were a police officer have a nice day
2007-05-09 06:16:02 · 29 answers · asked by Georgie's Bro 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha youre such a joker! That made me laugh!
2007-05-09 20:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
2007-05-09 06:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by zwinky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! The Great Blonde kiddnap was tight
2016-05-19 00:35:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! Very good! I wish there were some more good cop jokes.
2007-05-09 06:23:16 · answer #4 · answered by PURR GIRL TORI 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a bad one. 8/10.
2007-05-09 06:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is just wrong y does it always have to be blondes y can't brunettes or red heads be dumb?
2007-05-09 06:38:36 · answer #6 · answered by thatgurl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's funny...but i had to read it twice to get it...and i'm not even blonde!
2007-05-09 06:45:19 · answer #7 · answered by ♥chloe♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! Ha Ha... Got any more?
2007-05-09 06:21:09 · answer #8 · answered by littledel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a neat one
2007-05-09 06:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by Athmika K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that is hilarious!!
you deserve a star!!
2007-05-09 06:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by nunofurbiznass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋