Satan appeared
Just minutes before the church services started the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking.Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do.""Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't" said the man.
" Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
" Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical agony forever?"
" Yep," was the calm reply."And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
" Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 45 years."
2007-05-09 05:51:19 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was awesome......I was wondering as I read where was it going, but it was great! Loved it!
2007-05-09 05:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by selene_liken 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the best one I have heard in a long time. LOL!
2007-05-09 13:00:37 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good one, i give u a star!
2007-05-09 15:32:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one heres a star
2007-05-09 14:01:47 · answer #4 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh.
2007-05-09 13:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by pammy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny. you just made my day. thaks a lot. i owe you. man your good
2007-05-09 13:55:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. . . Good One !!
2007-05-09 13:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by no name 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-09 13:09:19 · answer #8 · answered by Athmika K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2007-05-09 13:00:33 · answer #9 · answered by mom2-3girls 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he he he he...nice one. *STAR!*
2007-05-09 13:49:00 · answer #10 · answered by *Gerry'sBaby* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋