2007-05-09 04:59:01 · 26 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God accumulates socks for the upcoming Rapture, when the dead rise from the graves.
As you know, it is the tradition to bury corpses with bare feet. But clouds are moist and cool, so God steals socks to give to the newly risen dead so that their feet will be warm and dry.
He only takes odd socks because it is his way of teaching you to prepare for the day of his coming. If you lost both socks you might not notice. See? He's always there for you.
As for me, I am hoping to be buried with one sock in the hope that he will return its mate to me when he brings me back so I can gloat to the other dead about my matching socks.
2007-05-09 05:09:41 · answer #1 · answered by MrDave2176 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you are missing a sock? Maybe God is giving you a sock here and there as a blessing?
I believe Steve Martin has a bit about going to heaven. He said the first thing that happens in heaven is that you get back all the stuff you have ever lost.
2007-05-09 12:07:52 · answer #2 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember, that whenever you lose a sock, some unfortunate child somewhere gets a miraculous old sock as a present!
2007-05-09 12:04:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is not God, that is the Sock fairy. She collects all the mismatched socks in the world so she can make clothes for the invisibles.
2007-05-09 12:05:07 · answer #4 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That isn't God, that's the Sock Fairies.
Little fairies that like to collect one sock, not solely because they like socks, but because they like being mischievous
These fairies are the cousins of the fairies that like to steal or hide your car keys when you are late, and are always mis-placing the remote.
2007-05-09 14:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by moonshadow418 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its advisable to knot sock pairs b4 laundry.
2007-05-09 12:04:03 · answer #6 · answered by ManhattanGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sock puppets of the Apocalypse.
2007-05-09 12:03:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well on another planet he is creating another race of people and this time instead of dust he is inhaling socks. Sound pretty logical to me
2007-05-09 12:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jesse B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not God, dummy. Its a group called The Borrowers. I don't know why they steal socks but I know why they steal buttons. They think they're a treasure.
2007-05-09 12:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by LA Law 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not God, silly, it's the Fraggles. All lost socks go DIRECTLY under your house to Fraggle Rock, where they are used to make baby Fraggles, since Fraggles don't reproduce sexually.
2007-05-09 12:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by TopherM 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋