Drive Thru Communion windows?
I'm tellin' ya, it would be HUGE!
2007-05-09 04:34:44 · 12 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ooooh and a drive through holy car wash that sprays you and your car with holy water and soap that was blessed by the pope!
POPE SOAP!!!! Oooh i'm getting a copyright on that ASAP before some bastard steals my idea!!!
2007-05-09 04:39:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
A friend and I came up with the idea of communion in a can, you know like Pringles, years ago. We should get started on this if we are going to make any money while we are young enough to spend it on something other than Ensure and Depends.
We also have this idea about a restaurant which only serves the world's most unhealthy foods. We cannot decide if we want to call it Chunky's or Hefty's. Everything comes with a side of ranch dressing. We will not serve diet pop.
2007-05-09 11:45:26 · answer #2 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think so.
We need to slow down. We need to come together as a family to worship and thank God.
The Mass:
+ Is the principal sacramental celebration of the Catholic Church
+ Was established by Jesus at the Last Supper
+ Renews the mystery of our salvation through participation in the sacrificial death and glorious resurrection of Christ
In the Mass, we:
+ Gather as one family
+ Admit our sins, ask God for forgiveness, and the saints and each other for prayer and support
+ Glorify God
+ Listen to, ponder and reflect on His Word from the Scriptures
+ Pray for the Church, the world, those in need, and ourselves
+ Celebrate the Eucharist (Holy Communion) in obedience with Christ's command to "do this in memory of me."
+ Are sent out into the world to love and serve the Lord and one another
It is called "Mass" (from the Latin missa) because of the "mission" or "sending" with which the liturgical celebration concludes.
With love in Christ.
2007-05-10 00:05:38 · answer #3 · answered by imacatholic2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, 'Let me take the speck out of your eye,' when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
Matthew 7:3-5
2007-05-09 18:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by jaytotheackie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be right after the drive through confession window, one stop shopping for all your catholic needs...
2007-05-09 13:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the Roman Catholics, we have enough problems just getting people out of the parking lots after mass as it is.
2007-05-09 11:39:56 · answer #6 · answered by NoPoaching 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Everybody leaves after communion anyway, why not make it that much easier?
Brilliant.
2007-05-09 11:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
With a sprinkler system for hasty baptisms.
2007-05-09 11:41:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
"Welcome to McCatholicism, may I take your order please?"
"I'd like the #2, Body of Christ with cheese, hold the mustard."
"Yessir, would you like that supersized?"
"Hm.. no. What have you got to drink?"
"We have Regular Blood, Blush Blood, and Diet Blood."
"The Diet, please."
"That'll be $2.18 and your soul, please drive up to the first window."
2007-05-09 11:45:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
This is so far off that there is really nowhere to start.
If you are going to bash us, please first at least know what you are bashing.
www.Catholic.com
2007-05-09 11:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by C 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋