A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny to answer. He replies, "There are none left - they all fly away with the first gun shot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one thats gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking."
2007-05-09 03:19:43 · 24 answers · asked by no angel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
REALLY OLD!! but still cute!! it gets me everytime time...
2007-05-09 03:24:30 · answer #1 · answered by ~LYNN~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-15 04:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.9/10.
2007-05-12 22:41:41 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny's got it! HaHaHA!!!
2007-05-09 03:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. That's the funniest joke I've heard in ages :D
2007-05-11 15:30:35 · answer #5 · answered by s s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) Cheeky Little Johnny
Nice one
2007-05-09 03:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love little Johnny!!! lol
2007-05-09 03:31:44 · answer #7 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-05-09 06:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Georgie's Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but it is a goodie!
2007-05-11 15:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool darlin
2007-05-09 04:22:42 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2007-05-09 10:00:06 · answer #11 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋