An old man and a young man go walking through the woods when they meet a frog. The frog says "if you kiss me, I'll turn into the most beautiful woman in the whole world, and I'll be yours forever." The two men look at eachother, then the old man picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The young man asks "why did you do that?". The old man says "cause at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog".
2007-05-09 03:07:53 · 9 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol : )
2007-05-09 03:11:51 · answer #1 · answered by jeza_babi_89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm...slightly funny
Reasons to be single:
Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
I could show my girlfriend where I live.
I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.
I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.
I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!
Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.
Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.
I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
I could use my own name at hotels.
I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".
2007-05-09 10:12:51 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not really, but thank you for the two points towards level 2 on Y!A.
2007-05-09 10:13:08 · answer #3 · answered by SUDS 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
luv ur jok&kris's 1 tooooooo
2007-05-09 10:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny in a daggy way. But I like daggy jokes!
2007-05-09 10:12:21 · answer #5 · answered by orange_sandwhich 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny is subjective, there can be no absolutes.
2007-05-09 10:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but still funny
2007-05-09 10:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by sandg94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny but its ok. work on it.
2007-05-09 10:12:45 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One !!!
2007-05-09 11:14:53 · answer #9 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋