dumb blonde... got to love them..?

Question

There are 3 girls.. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead.
They are on an island and they see another island across the ocean.
The length of the ocean is 100 miles..(keep that in mind)

the brunette:: "Im going to see if i can make it to the other island."
--so she tries and she gets about 10 miles and gets a cramp and drowns.

the redhead:: "well since redheads are better im going to do it."
--so she tries and she gets about 30 miles and gets a cramp and she drowns.

the blonde:: "i know im better so im going to try."
she swims 50 miles....
"im tired of swimming"
turns around and swims back..

Answer 1

True story about a dumb blonde. My friend (god love her) is not the brightest lightbulb in the box. Won a trip to Florida so we went with her. We asked her if she wanted to see the greyhound races and she said no. Asked her why she didn't want to go. She said it would be boring to see buses run around a track and she was dead serious. Loo- ser!

Answer 2

A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.

Answer 3

There are 2 blondes in a automobile and one blonde is going out of the automobile yet by possibility left the keys interior the automobile and locked them in. The blonde went into the outfits shop and asked for a garments hanger so she ought to %. the lock. once you have the clothing hanger she went and tried to %. the lock. meanwhile the blonde pal interior the automobile is telling her "a touch to the left." A blonde is utilising her convertible while she has an urge to bypass figuring out to purchase, she gets out of the convertible, with the keys nonetheless interior the ignision, and by possibility locks the keys interior the convertible. She is going to the closest outfits shop for a hanger to %. the lock. while the blonde is going outdoors, her convertible is long previous, and is questioning how somebody ought to of have been given interior the automobile with out the keys. there is 3 friends a blonde brunette and redhead on a abandoned island. They stumble on a genie lamp and the each and each get a million desire, the brunette desires she is back living house and he or she dissapears, the redhead desires the comparable and dissapears and the blonde, being very lonely, desires for her friends to return back.

Answer 4

LOL. Yep, that's Blonde! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh!

Answer 5

heard it

but hey still funny

you got to love those b,londes to keep us entertained!

Answer 6

hahaha, that's pretty funny. 7/10.

Answer 7

i feel it makes perfect sense.she doesnt know how many miles she has swam any ways.its gud to step back tan face it.

Answer 8

Good one. Very funny.

Answer 9

cute

Answer 10

LOL!!!!!! very funny one!