2007-05-09 02:28:05 · 11 answers · asked by cobbler_98 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 02:55:11 · answer #1 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.
"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.
He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.
Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."
The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."
Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.
So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
2007-05-09 09:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why is 6 afraid of seven?
because 789 7(ate)9
I know its a corny joke but I just heard it and I like it.
2007-05-09 09:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two old ladies met for lunch at the cafe.
Mary asks Doris "Did you come on the bus?"
"Yes" replied Doris "But I made it look like an asthma attack"
2007-05-11 18:04:16 · answer #4 · answered by Caveman's daughter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same as above.
Try reading some on 'Jokes and Riddles' section of Yahoo Answers.
You might cheer up hopefully...
2007-05-09 09:45:46 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just read the joke on yahoo,
;-)
2007-05-09 09:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by BLING 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HI IM MAZ, CHECK OUT MY JOKE ON ONE OF THE LATEST PAGES, ITS CALLED "AN ELDERLY COUPLE IN BED......" MADE ALL LAUGH X X X
2007-05-09 09:45:08 · answer #7 · answered by maz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you know why bungalows are small?
well.......a builder ran out of bricks and just bunged a low roof on it.
2007-05-09 10:44:16 · answer #8 · answered by jessica h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes as a matter of fact I do !!!
2007-05-09 10:22:44 · answer #9 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes thanks for asking. Sorry your day is so boring.
2007-05-09 09:37:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋