Keep this going to FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!?

Question

Are u that smart?
Check it out....
B elow are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:
Y ou are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.
What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second
person and you take
his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took
for the first question.

Second Question:
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third
Question:
V ery tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper! and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely
not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Mary's father has five
daughters:
1. Nana,
2. Nene,
3. Nini,
4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again

Okay, now the bonus round.

T here is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase
is
done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!

Answer 1

oh my gosh

that got me so frustrated i got em all wrong and i got the bonus right tho

that is just screwin with my head
UGH!

Answer 2

A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.

Answer 3

If you overtake the last person in a race you have lapped him.
Does this make me meta-intelligent?

Answer 4

LOL, my IQ just went down 10 points

Answer 5

Haha Very good best be awake when you read these huh??

Answer 6

thats awesome! i didnt get the one, then i was talking to my brother and he did it right for the third one. i was like what? that is funny i like it, got any more?

Answer 7

nice
i got the first and third
(40% intelligent?)

Answer 8

i guess i'm not very smart...i got em all rite... except the adding one

Answer 9

it doesnt matter
he s blind but can talk
so he can use his mouth

Answer 10

Not really...... I got em right.