Blonde and the ladder
Q : Why did the blonde women bring a ladder to the pub
A : Because she heard drinks were on the house
2007-05-09 02:16:09 · 9 answers · asked by Ashley M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. All right!
2007-05-11 15:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally
fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased
the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they
called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a
wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed
his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 09:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
classic not entirely funny blonde joke
2007-05-09 09:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by animallover 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha lol funny
2007-05-09 09:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2007-05-09 09:21:25 · answer #5 · answered by firegirl90 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol.. thats funny!!
2007-05-09 09:24:49 · answer #6 · answered by ~LYNN~ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lame..
2007-05-09 09:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
pretty cute. :)
2007-05-09 09:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by jkn143 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kewl !!!!
2007-05-09 11:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋