An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
2007-05-09 02:15:02 · 7 answers · asked by angel eyez xx 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a good one :)
2007-05-09 02:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by jkn143 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 09:29:06 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo! Ancient! But congrats for having the nerve to repeat it!
2007-05-09 09:21:15 · answer #3 · answered by The Grey Piper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha kinda nasty but still quite funny
2007-05-09 09:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by animallover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe cute.
2007-05-09 09:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by steensagenious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kewl !!!
2007-05-09 11:36:11 · answer #6 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ARF ARF ARF ARF ............old ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-09 09:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋