there was this little guy having a pint in his local, not bothering anyone just enjoying his lager. then this big massive guy walks in and fly kicks the little guy, he falls flat on his back " what the f(_)ck was that about he says" so the big guy leans over him and say's " that was a flying korean kick, all the way from korea" then walks out the pub. so the the wee fella goes back to his pint but the big guy comes back in about 5 mins later, he runs up to the wee guy and round house kicks him. again the wee guy is on his ar$e, the big guy leans over him and says " that was a judo kick, all the way from japan" then walks out. so the little guy is thinking " i've had anough of this " and tells the barman that he'll be back in a min, so the little guy comes back and the big guys at the bar so he runs over to him and BANG..... he knocks the guy clean out. so the big guy is sparkled so he tells the barman " see when he wakes up, tell him, that was a crowbar......all the way from B&Q!!!
2007-05-09 01:48:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well you did simon ya roaster!
2007-05-09 01:56:32 · update #1
haha,good one.
2007-05-09 01:53:21 · answer #1 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-05-09 01:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should've hit him between the legs and said "That's from the capital of Thailand!" (Bangkok).
2007-05-09 03:37:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Been on here LOADS of times but yes, it's funny.
2007-05-09 01:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-05-09 06:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a classic from kenny everett..
2007-05-09 06:50:02 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-09 04:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah very funny LOL
2007-05-09 02:13:28 · answer #8 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-huh! LOL. Bully for him! LOL.
2007-05-11 16:06:23 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
ha aha ha ha ha
star
;-)
2007-05-09 01:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by BLING 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋