2007-05-09 00:38:26 · 42 answers · asked by withoutashadow24 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
No they are too easy to catch!
2007-05-09 00:40:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 7⤋
Oh, darn, and just when I thought we could get through one day without a fat joke!
I wish you could have asked an original question, instead of copying someone else, or maybe it was you who have asked it twice?
65% of the American population is overweight. We can elect a president, vote in a majority into the house and senate, and get all kinds of laws passed on what to do with people who treat fat people badly. Tell a fat joke on Answers, and go to prison for 10 years. Good idea!
But let's talk about existing laws. Let's see, chasing a person with a stick, hmm, attempted murder, making a threat with intent, and if you connected with a person, assault, battery, attempted murder.. Hmm, how many years in the state pen would that bring? Hope it would be worth it to you.
Say hello to Spike, your 300 pound psycho new cellmate, who wants to be your new boyfriend!
2007-05-09 04:02:16 · answer #2 · answered by riversconfluence 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Fat people should be granted the right to chase YOU with sticks for comedic value.
2007-05-09 00:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by JustPeachy !!! 5 · 10⤊ 2⤋
That is so wrong, in so many ways. Who are you to make jokes about other people like that. Are you so perfect that it's ok to do so. I find most people like you to be very shallow and very ugly on the inside. We all have flaws in this world, I'm sure you have been picked on in life for some reason. Your just a mean person and are not worth the air you breath.
2007-05-10 00:20:37 · answer #4 · answered by sincity usa 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Genius idea! I'd speak to Tony Blair about that as you know Gordon Brown will be having none of it!
Imagine the calories we could encourage to be burned, the fat lost, the hospital beds emptied and the tax payers money saved!
Now, where's that stick????
2007-05-09 05:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by earthaintdying 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How about you try it sweetheart i will follow for the comedic value of watching them beat the sh*t of a dumb fu*k like you :-)
2007-05-12 09:07:13 · answer #6 · answered by VV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about we are given the right to stove your stupid head in with a stick?
Im a large man, and if you came at me with a stick... well i wont say on here what id do... but think of a pig on a spit and you are just about there.
You are more than welcome to try, depends on how confident you are in taking a rugby player on i suppose.
Idiot!!!
2007-05-09 00:57:04 · answer #7 · answered by vampire_o3 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
no what be even more funny chase you with sticks probably could do with losing 100lbs fat git
2007-05-09 00:48:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no you god damn ejjit. should we have the right to chase you in the street, strip you nake and throw rotting food at you and then let the rats bite your knob of. YES I THINK SO !!!!
2007-05-12 08:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Dolly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come try and chase me and I will punch your head off.
2007-05-09 02:31:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let me answer your question with one of my own....
Just how "close" is your family, my friend....?
I suspect a little inbreeding may be at fault here.....
And before you say anything, I'm not overweight - 6ft 4 and 14 stone....
Little tip - next time you want to waste five points asking a question, wait until your IQ gets into double figures....
Which, on the face of the evidence, may take a considerable length of time....
2007-05-09 00:47:33 · answer #11 · answered by Simon L 3 · 9⤊ 2⤋