2007-05-08 17:45:20 · 39 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Another longasse story just for you squirrel.
You know how mormons are so thick in Wyoming/Utah? We had a mormon "seminary" across the street from my H.S. Mormon kids could take a class there instead of study hall or whatever. So the good mormons did. Once when a friend and I were cutting class we liberated a ladder from a nearby resteraunt, very quietly climbed up the roof of the seminary and called down their chimney "This is god...you're doing Great Work there. I have some more plates for you...." It was the height of hysteria but we were Freshmen, what can you say.
At least the poor mormon kids got a few minutes off while they all came out to glare at us and talk us down from their roof.
2007-05-08 17:53:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run for the tornado shelter, of course! Seriously, thundering voices from the sky only carry you off to Oz.
2007-05-09 05:45:50 · answer #2 · answered by .......... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wake up, 'cause you're probably dreaming. The number one way God speaks to His people today is not through voices in the sky, or burning bushes. He speaks through His Word.
2007-05-08 17:57:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
am I on your drugs.. I told you not to leave them out...
but dude this is some GOOD stuff.
As for the voice, don't send me to some hospital, they don't love me like the little green men do. The little men give me tuna, no tuna for the kitty at the white building. They give me funny pills and shock me.
2007-05-08 17:57:39 · answer #4 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Panic
2007-05-08 17:52:23 · answer #5 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look for the speakers in the tree. Those nasty squirrels are always joking about at my expense. Maybe I need to give them more nuts.
2007-05-08 20:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Know that the Lord's calling for the christians to come home to heaven with Him. Know that I would be in heaven, as we christians will be raptured up in "twinkling of an eye"
2007-05-08 18:58:25 · answer #7 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Run because there is obviously a plane going down near me.
Hugs
2007-05-08 17:51:22 · answer #8 · answered by Mawyemsekhmet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can only Imagine. What will I do on that day? I will be in awe and I will bow down to Him and so will everyone else.
2007-05-08 17:51:41 · answer #9 · answered by 4HIM- Christians love 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try to find whoever's bellowing into that megaphone and toss a shoe at 'em, lol.
2007-05-08 17:49:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋