I figure I can always choke up a convincing geneology Sure,I remember great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-uncle Dave like it was yesterday. What's next? Um,ok got your homeland up and running,so that's covered. Uh - what kind of salary are we talking about,by the way/ I mean,there's always the danger of assassination.
2007-05-08 15:42:55 · 4 answers · asked by Galahad 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The position was filled a long time ago. Youre 2000 years late!
2007-05-08 15:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
For starters, you have to do these:
Is there universal knowledge of one G-d? (Jeremiah 31:33, Zechariah 8:23, 14:9, 14:16,
Isaiah 11:9, Isaiah 40:5, Zephaniah 3:9)
Were all Jews returned to Israel? (Isaiah 43:5-6, Isaiah 11:12, Isaiah 27:12-13)
Did he bring world peace? (Isaiah 11:6, Micah 4:3)
Were all weapons destroyed? (Ezekiel 39:9)
Did all warfare cease? (Isaiah 2:4)
Was the Temple rebuilt in it's place? (Ezekiel 37:24-28 Ezekiel 40-48, Isaiah 33:20, Micah
4:1)
Did he bring physical restoration to all who are sick or disabled in any way? (Isaiah
35:5-6)
Was he preceded by Elijah? (Malachi 3:23-24-- 4:4-5 in KJV)
Did the nations help the Jews materially? (Isaiah 60:5, 60:10-12, 61:6)
Does eternal joy and gladness characterize the Jewish nation? (Isaiah 51:11)
Are Jews sought for spiritual guidance? (Zechariah 8:23)
Is the Egyptian river dry yet? (Isaiah 11:15)
Do trees in Israel yield new fruit every month? (Ezekiel 47:12)
Did each tribe receive it's inheritance? (Ezekiel 47:13-14)
Is the enemy buried? (Ezekiel 39:12)
Did he accomplish these tasks without tiring or failing? (Isaiah 42:4)
Did death cease? (Isaiah 25:8)
Are the dead resurrected? (Isaiah 26:19, Daniel 12:2, Ezekiel 37:12-13)
Also, you must keep all of Jewish law and be accepted by the Jewish community as the messiah...
All these things you must do before dying. So you better not get assassinated. Otherwise you're simply not messiah.
B'hatzlacha! (good luck)
2007-05-08 23:00:23 · answer #2 · answered by LadySuri 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -- Mark Twain
2007-05-09 18:19:22 · answer #3 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring about world peace.. then we'll worry about genealogy.
2007-05-10 05:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by mo mosh 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋