“A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's going to start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, “You b**tard! You waltz in here, flop your fat a*s down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed, ‘Oh s*it, it started.’ ”
2007-05-08 13:01:57 · 13 answers · asked by prairiegurrl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so true ill give u a 100.99 thats so true and i will give u ten stars
2007-05-08 13:41:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-08 20:22:46 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol he's talking about her b*tching!
that's hilarious! 10/10
2007-05-08 20:08:31 · answer #3 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-08 20:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by Brain Teaser 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it too much
2007-05-08 20:05:22 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funnny
2007-05-08 20:10:29 · answer #6 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
here's a star that was great!
2007-05-08 20:13:42 · answer #7 · answered by just curious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-08 20:48:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny because it is true
2007-05-08 20:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha.I like it a lot.It's nice!
=)
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2007-05-08 20:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by --------------------------- 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋