The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY
2007-05-08 12:48:55 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaahahahahahhaha what a guy ahahahahhaha
2007-05-12 15:03:46 · answer #1 · answered by Neha M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahaha love it 10/10+*
2007-05-08 16:47:41 · answer #2 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
having a shy new bride on there wedding night the man explanes to his new wife,love making . to save her being embarrassed he asks if he can put his washing in her washing machine ( makes sense to me ). and this goes on for some years, one night the wife asks her husband if he would like to do his washing . feeling tired he replies " not to night dear I've done it by hand "
2007-05-13 23:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I flick them once I %. them they're loose to land the place ever if it happens to be on someones sources so be it yet a well timed flick can bypass especially plenty the place it somewhat is aimed.
2016-10-30 21:39:01 · answer #4 · answered by aldin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty funny lol 10/10 i love it and good looking out because i really do love your joke i just had gave you a star because i love your joke somuch and thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-08 13:05:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughed yes
but still wanted the 2 ponts
good it was not a train and a railway station
2007-05-11 06:35:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh, I've heard this joke so many times. Not really funny to me anymore.
2007-05-08 13:17:13 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty DayDreams 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. Reclusion perpetua?!
2007-05-14 04:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by Yñkhez 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-08 12:54:31 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL im gonna try to get my girlfriend to say "the prisoner escaped again" next time we.... "get it on" lol... thats hilarious. thanks for sharing. heres a star 4 u
2007-05-08 12:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by danny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋