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Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."
And every year Martha would say, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal, I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the pilot turned to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

2007-05-08 12:42:10 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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2007-05-08 12:53:34 · update #1

heyyall
cause you can add me more jokes on the way

2007-05-08 12:53:45 · update #2

24 answers

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2007-05-08 12:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0 0

ooh Stumpy bad boy he ow pilot $10$

2007-05-08 12:48:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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2016-10-30 21:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by aldin 4 · 0 0

Hhahaha thats funny 10/10+*

2007-05-08 16:46:56 · answer #4 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0 0

LMAO great joke... i cant stop laughing. poor martha. i give it a 9 stars/10 stars. but hey, dont complain. 9 stars is 9 stars.
the 10th star will go towards ur question...

2007-05-08 12:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by danny 4 · 0 0

Thats pretty good ,i say 8/10

2007-05-08 12:46:13 · answer #6 · answered by Volleyball Chick 2 · 0 0

Hahaha!! 9/10! Good one!!

2007-05-08 14:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha ha

2007-05-08 14:14:28 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahah that was funny av a star wish i could give you 10 points aswell .but im sure you could give them to me hehehehehehe

2007-05-12 15:05:32 · answer #9 · answered by Neha M 3 · 0 0

Well a funny joke is a funny joke!!! ha ha!

2007-05-08 12:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by aLittlecoW 1 · 0 0

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