funny or not?

Question

A passenger gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the man:

"What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the fellow smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," replied the blonde, "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried manure. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't
the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

Answer 1

I think it was awesome, the whole blonde joke thing has gotten out of hand. And to have the punch line be with her questioning him was awesome instead of some stupid reply i thought was great, Now i have a joke for you............. The boy comes down for his normal breakfast of cereal, bacon and eggs, his mother asks him if he has done his chores, no he replys, so she tells him no breakfast until chores are done . The boy gets and attitude and continues out to do his chores, he gathers the eggs but before he leaves he kicks a chicken, he goes to milk the cow, and before he leaves he kicks the cow, he goes to feed the hogs, and yes before he leaves he kicks a pig. He comes into the house for his breakfast and his mother greets him at the table and puts a bowl of dry cereal in front of him, "what" ? where is my bacon and my eggs? and why is there no milk on my cereal? she replies, well when you went to do your chores, i seen you kick the chicken the cow and the pig, so you will have no eggs no bacon and no milk for a week,,,,,,,,,,, just then his father comes down the stairs for breakfast and kicks the "cat" clean across the room. The boy looks at his mother and says...... Do you want to tell him or should I ?????????????? LOL

Answer 2

Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.

Answer 3

Very Funny

Have a star

Answer 4

Funny!

Answer 5

Heard that on here the other night - definitely a good one.

Answer 6

this is the 3rd time ive seen this joke from all different ppl since just yesterday.... still funny though

Answer 7

that's not too bad! instead of the regular 'dumb blonde' jokes, it's a smart blonde and a dumb man! ahaha.... amusing.. a trifle...

Answer 8

Funny! Ha Ha! Good one! 10!

Answer 9

I think it was kind of funny

Answer 10

Hah! Good one!