Are You A word Lover ???

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Are you a word lover? Check out these FUN PUNS

A good pun is its own reword.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the
axe.

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes
from morons?

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Answer 1

Haha! Love this the most: I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

More!

Answer 2

Modern society is in effect Marxist materialist. The dissolution of marriage is a symptom of our age.As a non Marxist all the revised language and up side down standards set by the politically correct mean nothing to me. I trust my eyes more than my ears. Statistics show that homosexual relationships do not often last. For this reason alone I think the whole issue is a joke. Lets watch and enjoy the gay couples making an exhibition of themselves.Its what they like to do 'darling'. The politicians win by fragmenting traditional society just that little bit more and at the same time exciting debate about the frivolous. This is to distract from the obvious and current failure of their alternative model.It has nothing to do with Gay rights. Gays have the same rights as any one else under the law. This is just a silly word game that serves the political class.

Answer 3

Yep! I love word games. Good post!

Answer 4

drinking makes life richer for the pourer

Answer 5

That's funny. You get a star. hehe.

Answer 6

haha those are funny lmao

Answer 7

This is great! Where did you find it? :)

Answer 8

LMAO! they're great! =P