Paddy was putting on his wellington boots when Murphy noticed that he had written L on one boot and R on the other.
Paddy explained that he was not very good at telling his 'left' from his 'right' so labelled them to make it easier. Murphy answered :- "Oh, so THAT'S why my wife has C&A on her knickers."
2007-05-08 10:55:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha!! Now, that's pretty Bad! LOL.
2007-05-08 13:13:38 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA Thats a good one.
and one for you
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God answered, “No, you have another 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and died immediately.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 40 years, why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the car?”
God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”
2007-05-08 22:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by tone 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-05-08 22:44:16 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-05-08 18:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had to laugh at this one, my final laugh for the night.
Have a star ...
2007-05-08 12:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one have a star, and thankyou for making me laugh.
2007-05-08 11:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Took me a few moments to get it....then I laughed!!
2007-05-09 06:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha I heard that before I loved tone's answer though
2007-05-12 10:06:48 · answer #8 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so gd i larfed for ages..xx
2007-05-08 12:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by cinderella 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋