A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again
She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened
the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He
had no arms or legs. You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the
widow said.
Just look at you! You have no legs!"
The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"
You don't have any arms either!" she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??"
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?"
2007-05-08 10:30:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wohooo thats hilarious lmao 10/10+*
2007-05-08 16:56:11 · answer #1 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woohoo!! He's qualified, evidently! LOL.
I love this Joke! It's a Goodie!
2007-05-08 13:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* chortle chortle* Hehe, god, i admire jokes on a gloomy day. Dudette you sooo completely rock. stunning interest and save the funnies commin. pass Boho! Dudette I sooo Freaking think of you rock.
2016-10-04 14:16:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! lol haha, very very funny joke lol that really made me 'lol' no joke i was laughing lol, thnx
2007-05-08 11:00:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..very naughty..great joke
2007-05-08 13:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-08 11:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by kevbro9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is he qualified ?
that's good joke
2007-05-08 16:22:55 · answer #7 · answered by 1111 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋