This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
2007-05-08 10:00:56 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey - you made me laugh
2007-05-08 10:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those of us who lived through the 90's will also remember this as an episode of Beverly Hills 90210.
Good old Aaron Spelling! God rest his soul!
2007-05-08 10:16:55 · answer #2 · answered by Jaki W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, indeed that was funny.
Watch out S. King Pet Sementery
2007-05-08 10:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 21:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the rabbit had been dead from before lol
2007-05-08 10:39:27 · answer #5 · answered by Safeen S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing out loud! I hate when that happens!
2007-05-08 10:08:51 · answer #6 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually this is not a joke.....It was in one of the true life stories sections in Readers Digest a few years ago.....
Joke or no joke it is funny to think about that happening to someone....
2007-05-08 10:06:55 · answer #7 · answered by bernman101 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
omg! thats was a shocking but funny joke lol, hilarious
2007-05-08 10:43:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha hahaha Luved it
2007-05-08 10:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahah thats sad and funny at the same time
2007-05-08 10:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋