Come on, I know you guys know some or had some said to you. Let's hear 'em!
2007-05-08 09:34:31 · 12 answers · asked by zolavanny 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'm like a rubix cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
^.^ (P.S. I'm a girl)
2007-05-08 09:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by ayla p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst pickup line I've ever heard used was one from one of my buddies while he was drunk as hell:
"You're married? Oh, well if your husband were to suddenly be killed- I mean die, would you run to Mexico with me?"
True story. Later he said the husband "I would sell my soul to have sex with your wife."
2007-05-08 16:40:36 · answer #2 · answered by Takfam 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg they have alot of them um.... like
did i just hear a jet take off or is that just my hearts soaring
or
if i could redo the alphabet i would put U and I together lol
2007-05-08 16:39:24 · answer #3 · answered by Claire M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you wash your pants in windex cause i can see myself in them later
if i treat you like an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight
how much does a polar bear weigh..enough to break the ice
is your dad a baker, cause you have nice buns...
i've heard lots of lame pick up lines!
2007-05-08 16:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by stephanie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!!
2007-05-08 16:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by yp_liz_walls 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One guy told me if I didn't go out with him that he would be dead tomorrow. I told him where do you want me to send the flowers for his funeral?
2007-05-08 16:40:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were a bugger. I'd pick you first. A guy really did say this one to me. And he was serious.
2007-05-08 16:39:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sharksblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, do you have a map, because i keep getting lost in your eyes!!!
2007-05-08 16:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess how many donuts I can fit on my d***?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
2007-05-08 16:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by Jabberwock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
2007-05-08 16:40:48 · answer #10 · answered by Josh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋