I have an office but I'm under the impression that some of you guys and gals have cubicles.
Will God give our cubicle confined friends offices?
2007-05-08 09:28:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
gold offices with a window view....
2007-05-08 09:31:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jacuzzi Lover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Christians (tm) get a corner officer on the 55th floor in heaven (they have octagonal buildings).
Cubicles are for the unenlightened, liberal Christians.
JWs and Mormons have to be the couriers and lunch delivery guys.
2007-05-08 09:32:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We will have spacious offices with grand views of heaven. We will have only the best pens and staplers and a super fast internet connection. We will tend to the business of God's kingdom and then after lunch we will have a nap. Heaven is a great place to work.
2007-05-08 09:31:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Heaven, everyone has a 1,000 sq foot office with a futon couch, an espresso machine, and a patio. The windows open in the summer and there's a fireplace for the winter.
Oh, and, it never collects any dust.
2007-05-08 09:32:05 · answer #4 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i became going to say make the floor look like the floor of the senate progression yet......get some black light fixtures, ghoulish figures placed around the floor peeking out from behind doors and potted flowers and workplace workers draped in chains. conceal up an wall clock with an illustration that asserts 24 hour artwork day. If allowed purchase some dry ice and a tremendous metallic bathtub and enable the steam from water create fog. appears like you artwork in an exceedingly good position. have relaxing. Oh, and play some cool song.
2016-11-26 19:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven = corner offices
Hell = cubicles - really, really gray and short ones
2007-05-08 09:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by The Bog Nug 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they REALLY want to work in Heaven, I am sure God can arrange that for them. I plan on partying (in the christian sense) and having a good ol time while they are working in their office. :)
2007-05-08 09:34:36 · answer #7 · answered by Kaliko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better: Where are the sewers for the bathrooms?
The Bible shows the only ones going to heaven from earth will be in government work.
2007-05-08 09:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a cubicle with a nice big window.
2007-05-08 09:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by Atheist Eye Candy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright I thought I told you to take two weeks off for psychiatric counseling , hey put down my sprite,(security security) now look at what you have down you have gone and got my knock knock balls strings all tangled(Security security) hey hey know stay away from the wet bar and the flat screen I just got those ( Security Security) Will someone please get the janitor out of my office right now!
2007-05-08 09:34:06 · answer #10 · answered by Hey Moe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the real question isn't about offices and cubicles, but if you would be allowed into the executive board room!
2007-05-08 09:34:47 · answer #11 · answered by chickennosenshi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋