I was sitting at my desk with a bottle of Aquafina and a bottle of Sprite.
As I was typing I picked up my bottle hoping to enjoy the bubbly goodness and realized that my Sprite was flat and tasted like crap.
I almost spat it over my keyboard.
Then I realized the Sprite bottle was still on my desk and the Aquafina was in my hand.
Is water really nasty and I have been tricking myself into thinking it is refreshing?
Or is Satan playing tricks on me?
2007-05-08 09:04:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes.
2007-05-08 09:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did the same thing...... only instead of grabbing my water bottle i grabbed my urine bottle.... My job has strict bathroom policies so i have to go in a bottle... I made the mistake of urinating in an aquafina bottle and i grabbed the wrong one without looking. From what i understand.... my company gives the filled aquafina bottles back to the aquafina company..... I guess they recycle the bottles..... I wonder what they do with all of that urine, though?!
2007-05-08 16:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay get out of the cubicle immediatly, (security secutrity) do you have any vacation time our sick leave left(security security), we all care about you here (security get your butts over here now) we all just want the best for you these men in the little white suits are going to take you to get a new bottle of sprite now. BYE BYE
2007-05-08 16:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by Hey Moe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sprite and water are the only two things I drink.
Well, sometimes if I have to I'll drink Sierra Mist, but that stuff is just nasty.
2007-05-08 16:07:57 · answer #4 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go back to your desk and finish your work or at least look like your working or your going to get fired.
Where is those figures you were supose to have done by noon? Yes, a mind is a terrible thing to waste so get busy.
Oh, and stay off of you tube.
2007-05-08 16:09:21 · answer #5 · answered by Steven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sprite Sprites Strike Again!!! Those mischievous little pixies!
2007-05-08 16:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by Cave Dweller 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preparation is everything..your brain was prepared to experience the sweet goodness of sprite not plain ole H2o...
2007-05-08 16:11:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Think about this, an atheist doesn't even believe he has a mind, convinced it is nothing but fluid and electrical impulses running across synapses, so in this case, instead of just wasting their mind, they've closed it off, abandoned it, and forgot it ever existed.
Is this bad???
Hmm...
2007-05-08 16:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Julian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm thinking that this question is one that only you can answer....Good luck with that! altho, in regards to Satan, I believe he is playing tricks on you-- but not over your drinking bottles, he can care less about that!He's only concerned with eternal things in your life! Beware!
2007-05-08 16:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Fairlady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aquafina is just filterd tap water, drink spring water. lol!
2007-05-08 16:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋