Four guys were at a bar. They all start talking to each other about their sons.
One guy said, "I am so happy. My son is a big success. He works for Microsoft and makes a LOT of money. He is so succesful, he just bought his girlfriend a new car"!
The second guy said, "Same here. My son is so successful, too. He works for a car dealership and makes a LOT of money, too. He even makes so much money, he just bought his girlfriend a new house."
The third guy said, "I know what you are talking about. My son is like that too-- only he just gave his girlfriend 1 million dollars!"
The fourth guy stepped up to them, looking really sad. He said, "I can't believe it! I don't know what went wrong! My son is a failure. He's a Janitor! Listen to this. He's even GAY! The only good part about it is that his boyfriends just got him a new house, a new car, and gave him a million dollars!"
2007-05-08 08:58:59 · 26 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one.
2007-05-08 09:02:55 · answer #1 · answered by LYNDA M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-08 09:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by momzer23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
lol
heard a different version where the fourth guy's kid was a girl who worked at a strip club
but i think the gay son version is funnier
lol
2007-05-08 09:03:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaaaaahahahahaa!!
Good 1 man...
2007-05-08 09:05:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ur on a roll today lmao 10/10
2007-05-08 09:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
after all success is in the eye of the beholder...lol
2007-05-08 09:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by lacala.girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funi
deffo made me chuckle
star 4 u lol
2007-05-08 09:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by cerri-anne 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gay gag, if I ever heard one.
2007-05-08 09:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Another swing and a miss!
2007-05-08 09:04:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pmsl ...........This guy is banging this lady, the girl asks, "you have not have been given aids have you ever?" He replies, "No." She responds, "Oh, thank **** for that! i don't want to get that returned!"
2016-10-15 03:14:01 · answer #10 · answered by duthill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋