> Homer walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to
> this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on.
> The news crew was covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large
> building preparing to jump.
>
> The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
>
>
> Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll jump."
>
> The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
>
> Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
>
> Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
> dive off the building, falling to his death.
>
>
>
> The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Homer, saying, "Fair's
> fair. Here's your money."
>
> Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5
> o'clock news and knew he would jump."
>
> The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
>
> Homer took the money.
>
2007-05-08 08:44:06 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was funny
2007-05-08 13:24:25 · answer #1 · answered by z-man 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blonde jokes are now what used to be called "moron jokes" ... in a couple years it will be called something else. Every generation has its "stuppid person" jokes.
Like: why did the blonde nurse carry a red pen.....?
She needed to draw blood...."
2007-05-08 08:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok! good one! but what's the thing abt blondes anyway,... I live in an island where blondes are rare and are kinda considered by some, the cutest of females... so when we learn that there's this thing about blondes abroad I can't help to say: ADVERT TO ALL BLONDES: THERE IS A COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE DON"T THINK U ARE STUPID... so Stop in Mauritius!
2007-05-08 08:57:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
too funny!!
The difference between having Guts and having Balls...
Guts is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the @$$ and having the balls to say, "You're next."
2007-05-08 08:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's a good 1
2007-05-08 08:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just weird. You know, I don't really appreciate the "blonde jokes" and I bet a lot of others don't either. Maybe we all should stop telling them and thinking they're funny. I mean, if it had actually happened, it would be funny because of how incredulously silly it is, but as a false thing, I find it not funny at all.
2007-05-08 08:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Mailman 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Doh
2007-05-08 08:49:42 · answer #7 · answered by I Like Stories 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Going to wait hour and see if I get another good chuckle, but not being blonde might hamper laugh.
2007-05-08 08:58:35 · answer #8 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It's a good one. But I think it has been around a while.
2007-05-08 08:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by McClintock 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard this one but in a different way. but its an old classic, good job
2007-05-08 08:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by Rick R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Golden oldie that is still funny.
2007-05-08 12:34:35 · answer #11 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋