i havent shitted in 5 weeks and my tum tum hurts how can i make myself crap? please help
2007-05-08 08:16:09 · 36 answers · asked by Jess 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
drink a lot of prune juice.
that will help
suro
2007-05-08 08:20:51 · answer #1 · answered by suro25 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok if you are serious then I would seriously consider seeing a doctor but if first you want to try and treat it yourself I would use a stool softner like dulcolax or if they don't have that ask the pharmisist. 5 weeks with out having a bowl movement is not ok. So if you are serious about it, you may have something blocking it from coming out. There are other things you could try, such at a insert that will create an enima I believe you can get them over the counter, I used them on my kids when they would get constipated. Well hope this helps
2007-05-08 08:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by jessi2978 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I suggest that you go to the ER now. Five weeks is too long. Ideally, the normal time a person has a bowel movement is every 2-3 days. Most likely your belly hurts because you have a lot of gas and/or fecal impaction. They'll give you stool softeners and/or enema to help you have a movement.
Do yourself a favor ... drink lots of fluid, eat plenty of vegetables and exercise regularly -- these will help you from getting constipated. Take care.
2007-05-08 08:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by MNB 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You may have to take a laxative. In the mean time, drink lots of water. Fennel seed is a good natural alternative to make you go poo-poo. If this lasts another day, I would suggest you go see a doctor. We are supposed to go everytime we eat. I have that same problem and 5 weeks is a very long time. That is why your stomach hurts.
2007-05-08 08:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by beaddiva 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try some mineral oil.
Mix a spoonful with a glass of juice or water. Don't wonder too far though. When it works... IT WORKS!
If it doesn't work, you'd better see a Doctor. 5 weeks is an insane amount of time to be going without a crap.
2007-05-08 08:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by Rhyno 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
See a doctor, that is too long. You can try laxitives which are in your drug store. Some people eat prunes. But 5 weeks is pretty bad you should goto the doctor
2007-05-08 08:19:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Five weeks???!!!! Go to the doctor. He/She should be able to help you. That must be painful. If you can't get to a doctor ASAP then try suppositories, or enemas. Also prunes, dates, and lots of water. Good luck.
2007-05-08 08:21:21 · answer #7 · answered by Caribbean Queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi, first you need to go to the hospital or doctor youu can damage yourself. What oyu ned is a clean out, or Colon Hydrotherapy. GOOD LUCK
2007-05-08 08:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by eeyore6838 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dude its serious hav u eaten eny pork in a few daes cuz un cooked pork meat can lead to trikinosis an not being able to pooh is one of da symptons consult ur doctor
2007-05-08 08:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's scientifically impossible. But if what your saying is true, try these:
- Laxatives
- Exercising your *** to ****
- If you smoke, do so while shitting
- Lastly, ask yourself "what are hospitals for?"
Clear? Goodluck
2007-05-08 08:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mamart 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMGD are you serious? lol thats kinda funny. Well eat Plums and maybe go see the doc..
Good luck hope you will take a crap soon!! lol
2007-05-08 08:20:10 · answer #11 · answered by flaca 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋