Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals.
They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
They stand and watch him for half an hour.
One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch the gorilla's penis. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop. When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.
Two days later his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"
"AM I HURT? AM I HURT!!", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be!? He hasn't called, he hasn't written ..."
2007-05-08 07:15:31 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-05-08 07:59:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1960, was 14ish and I still cringe. My school friend had asked me to her elder brother's party and fixed me up with this spare chap. All the others were art students. That should have told me something. Party, I thought, what to wear? My Mum took me down to the Co-op store and we bought an eau de nil and silver brocade dress, big floppy bow trim on the back, silver shoes and had then I went and had a special occasion shampoo and set, a cross between the Queen's and a beehive. Lots of laquer and back combing. My blind date arrived at the door. Bit on the casual side, I thought, could have made more effort and he looked a bit startled. Admiration, I thought. He said he knew a couple of short cuts so we didn't need to pay out for the bus and we walked to the party through a lot of back alleys. When we got there, he suddenly acquired this bad headache and disappeared into a bedroom for whole evening. Everyone else was in chunky sweaters and jeans and doubt they'd even combed their hair. Everyone.
2016-04-01 02:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool
2007-05-08 07:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny!!
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who smacked our asses just for sucking our thumbs."
2007-05-08 07:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-05-08 10:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normally don't like gay jokes, but this was hilarious!
2007-05-08 07:24:44 · answer #6 · answered by selene_liken 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol....I laughed so much...what a fantastic punchline....
2007-05-08 12:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha... Thats so funny!
2007-05-08 07:19:45 · answer #8 · answered by eyehavenomoney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
2007-05-08 07:19:58 · answer #9 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaahhahahaaaaaa
2007-05-08 07:19:12 · answer #10 · answered by Cass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋