...she studied for a drug test.
Your mama is so fat, her favorite food is More.
Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up.
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2007-05-08 04:02:17 · 23 answers · asked by h8ucrazee 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Your mama is so dumb she bought a glass door with a peep-hole in it.
2007-05-08 04:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by qweezyq 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Your mama is so fat
when she went to a hotel and asked for a waterbed they had to put a blanket over the pacific ocean
your mama is so dumb
when her phone started ringing she ran down the block cuz it said sprint
your mama so fat
when she sat on the rainbow skittles started poppin out
2007-05-08 11:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by converse junkie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so old she farts dust
there are only 2 fat people in the world yo mamas both of em
yo mama so dumb she thaught a quaterback was a sale
2007-05-08 11:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by jman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat, when she passes in front of a TV set, I miss three episodes
2007-05-08 11:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
2007-05-08 11:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur mama so stupid she got fired from her job at the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
ur mama so stupid she returned a dz donuts cuz they all had holes in them.
ur mama so broke she shaves wit a broken bottle of thunderbird.
ur moms so short you can see her feet on her driver's license
2007-05-08 11:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by ixon c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
2007-05-08 11:09:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
2007-05-08 11:14:18 · answer #8 · answered by sneakyface 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat she was baptised at sea world
yo mama is so fat she has to use a king size materss as a maxipad
yo mama is so fat she ate jenny and craig
2007-05-08 11:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by shiverz 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
You mama's so old she didn't take history in school, because there wasn't any.
2007-05-08 11:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋