A big corporation recently hired several cannibals. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees." The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no.
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued,
"You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but nooooo, you had to go and eat someone they would miss!"
2007-05-08 03:44:42 · 8 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Like it, very good!! I don't think I'll try it with the secretary here - that would definitely be a case of eating something that doesn't agree with me!
2007-05-08 21:19:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish some would come to our place and eat a few suites its a classic case of to many chiefs and not enougth indians
2007-05-08 03:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by robin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love it, so i gave you a star (although im sure that managers would have something to say about it,lol) thanks for making my day a little funnier
2007-05-08 03:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats great!, have a star.
2007-05-08 05:02:04 · answer #4 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha =D funny
2007-05-08 03:56:07 · answer #5 · answered by alexandra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard better =(
2007-05-08 06:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many a true........... 9 / 10 & a star, thanks for the laugh
2007-05-08 03:52:43 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!
brilliant joke well done !!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-08 03:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋