"That wife of mine is a liar," said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar.
"How do you know?" the friend asked.
"She didn't come home last night and when I asked her where she'd been, she said she had spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
"So?"
"So she's a liar. I spent the night with her sister, Shirley."
2007-05-08 02:22:15 · 27 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ho Ho
And stop calling me Shirley.
2007-05-08 03:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read of people knowing all the sexes with quads, specially if they were people that had gone through fertility treatments, they tend to get way more ultrasounds then a standard pregnancy, so that isn't far off, but the number of spontaneous quads and triplets in this place is astounding. And the number of them being stupid enough to have other questions that don't match up is even worse. Like the one that went from having triplets, and then quads, but old questions have her being a high schooler upset over a boy. I have NO idea why trolls pick this area more then others, but they certainly do.
2016-05-18 01:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by zelma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-05-08 02:51:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny, gave u a star. *
2007-05-08 02:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since neither of you were being truthful next time give her a hint and say " and don't say that you were at your sister's house.
2007-05-08 02:31:27 · answer #5 · answered by ooh2sweet2b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i will give you a star,but how are you goin to get the truth out of her now? lol
2007-05-08 02:28:47 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs taffy36 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay, it would have been funnier if Shirley stayed the night with him because otherwise how would he know his wife didn't come home.
2007-05-08 02:25:48 · answer #7 · answered by 2shay 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha good 1
2007-05-08 02:40:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol a star for you
2007-05-08 02:29:11 · answer #9 · answered by hobbiegirl@btinternet.com 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good enough I'll give you a star
2007-05-08 02:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by BEAR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋