A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said: "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
2007-05-08 02:05:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
No I haven't told this one before, I never heard it before.
2007-05-08 04:08:33 · update #1
maybe its my sense of humour but thats the funiest joke iv read yet!!!! have a star& a pat on da back 4u 4making me laff outloud!!!!!!! gud job!!
2007-05-08 03:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A devout couple felt it important to own an equally devout pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they liked. When they asked the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash.
When they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were impressed, purchased the animal, and went home--devoutly. That night they had friends over. They were so proud of their new pet and his major skills, they called the dog and showed off a little. The friends were impressed, and asked whether the dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks, as well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't thought about "normal" tricks.
Well, they said, "let's try this out." Once more they called the
dog, and they clearly pronounced the command, "Heel!" Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration, and bowed his head.
2007-05-09 09:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
......still funny!!
you'll love this one!!
The science teacher stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be?"
Little Stevie raised his hand and said "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Corvette." The teacher nodded, and then she called on little Susie.
Little Susie said, "I would want platinum because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher smiled, and then she called on Little Johnny.
Little Johnny stood up and said, "I would want silicone." The teacher said, "Silicone? Why silicone, Little Johnny?" "Because my mom has two bags of the stuff and you should
see all the sports cars outside our house!"
2007-05-08 09:21:34 · answer #3 · answered by Chris R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wennnnnnnnndies
2007-05-08 09:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by Pifffff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Have a star
2007-05-08 09:14:17 · answer #5 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-08 09:10:54 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Bunny!! I loved it!!
2007-05-08 09:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by Brinah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure you have not told us this one before.
2007-05-08 09:24:46 · answer #8 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think i've heard it before, still funny though.
star.
xx
2007-05-08 09:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, thats funnnnny
2007-05-08 09:16:21 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋