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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body ... you sensed my indifference, so you started to bite me without any guilt or humiliation. You drove me crazy while you sucked me dry. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still shows your marks, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...as soon you appear I will quickly grab you and won't let you go. I will hold you with all my strength so you won't disappear.

I won't rest until l squeeze all of your blood out.....

2007-05-08 01:53:45 · 9 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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F*c*i*g mosquito!!

2007-05-08 01:55:29 · update #1

9 answers

smile for me star for you

2007-05-08 01:58:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Good one,I thought you were gonna say furkin flea,,.lol

2007-05-08 09:02:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1 0

lol heres a star

2007-05-08 08:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by mimi 5 · 1 0

Now that's one BIG mozzy to suck you dry!

2007-05-08 08:57:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Made me laugh.

2007-05-08 08:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1 0

HAHAHAHAHA tis rly funny

2007-05-08 08:58:18 · answer #6 · answered by babykhi16 2 · 1 0

Ya, that sure was misleading...

2007-05-08 08:57:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

haha, didn't see that coming-

2007-05-08 08:59:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

******* funny

2007-05-08 09:00:02 · answer #9 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 1 0

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