You only get hard once
you only get laid once
you only get eaten once
and the only one who sits on your face is your mother
2007-05-07 21:02:21 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-05-07 21:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A few more: -
In only 2 minutes you get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
Very often you're fried or beaten to a pulp.
2007-05-08 04:15:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA that's the funnest thing ive ever read on here nice one 10/10
2007-05-08 07:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by Dan the Man 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smashing ! 10/10.
2007-05-08 06:20:54 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why would I want to be eaten......Oh I get it see what you did there.......very droll.....personally though I would have thought hanging around your old dears a rse can't be too pleasant
2007-05-08 04:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by Sir Basil Cheese Wrench III 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao 10/10
2007-05-08 04:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by kelly 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i have heard this joke before but i love it. Its one of the few that i can actually tell and people laugh!
2007-05-08 04:15:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha. That's funny.
2007-05-08 04:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I hope I have'nt been beaten to the best answer....
2007-05-08 04:38:39 · answer #9 · answered by debray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being shat on and having no legs
2007-05-08 04:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋