2007-05-07 20:11:02 · 15 answers · asked by Artistic Hand 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
HA! HA!
2007-05-07 20:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Servette 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
The God of the Bible is eternal and has no beginning and no end. He is the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and End. He made all matter and holds the worlds together. God was not born.
As a side note regarding those who have been born: I haven't seen Shakespeare birth certificate but I do believe he once existed. I never saw Alexander the Great's birth certificate but I also believe that he existed. Same with Cleopatra and Queen Elizabeth I. Are you also questioning the existence of everyone who has not seen fit to show you proof of their birth? A bit pompous don't you think?
2007-05-08 03:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by CaTcHmEiFuCaN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That which is eternal, is not bonded by this cycle of life and death. The birth certificate which is the only certificate that you claim to be the proof of your being, can at the most last for a hundred years. What a pity!
Don't worry though, your certificate can remain in a museum even after your death. Long live your certificate!
2007-05-08 04:09:35 · answer #3 · answered by Vijay D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes Gods birth certificate is all around you it is creation itself.
2007-05-08 03:15:50 · answer #4 · answered by helly 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I cant imagine why anyone would play with the name of GOD.
all i know is that you are very lucky that im not him,cause if i were, i would smit you this instant
2007-05-08 03:29:45 · answer #5 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL im loving the caffiene god!
2007-05-08 03:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by kazee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Has the zoo ever shown you yours?
2007-05-08 03:17:56 · answer #7 · answered by Mad Maxine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yep. he was born in 0000 at 00:00 and was named Caffiene. LOL
2007-05-08 03:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Smart Ash 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If it was deposited in Greek Office, it most probably might have been lost.
(I am Greek and I know)
2007-05-08 03:26:56 · answer #9 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it was authenticated by Einstein, we're the parents.
2007-05-08 03:15:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No but he has to me. Happy now
2007-05-08 03:14:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋