If you were God, what is the First thing you would do?

Question

with the same situation we are in now.

Meows! =^-^=

Dave! I love the bad squirrel! lol...though we fight alot, (well more like tease) I wouldnt want him punished!

Answer 1

Elevate cats to the head of the animal kingdom.

( punish all squirrels )

dave

ADDED

OK I will leave the dead thang alone.

(thanks for reminding me not to be mean to such)

dave :'>

Answer 2

I would set the record straight with everyone about organized religion and all those that were claiming to speak on my behalf or to have spoken to me. I would publish a real bible of factual events, not a poorly translated book edited to suit someones agenda. Doing that would probably do away with a lot of the conflict as most of it comes down to religion anyway. I would probably gain a lot of followers from the non-believer group who were just waiting to find out that believing was more than just blind faith shrouded in mystery by the select self-chosen few to benefit themselves.

Answer 3

Assuming there is a god, I'd inherit all knowledge of past, present and future by assuming the title. That would mean...I'd have the exact same knowledge as the current god. I'd probably then see things from his point of view and leave things the same.

I find that any other course of action would mean you had different knowledge from god, and therefore had not completely assumed the full range of knowledge and power of god, ie you were not actually god.

Answer 4

I will reduce the world population in 1/2 start with country most populated like china and give the animal kingdom a break.

behold you no good human on earth here come the wrath of me destructions, stop f*cking and making babies, your born with no brain might well be death. No animals should be sacrafice for your no brain, stupid amuse and lack of soul.

Answer 5

I'd wait until everyone else finished with the world peace stuff. Then I would alter human physiology to make chocolate not only good for you, but slimming (if necessary).

Answer 6

i would stop dreaming of being God because i was destined not to before He tears me apart with some outer dimensional force.

although if He gave me free power to fool around, id run around causing a mild pain to hypocrites, and randomly appear and say "lol ur a noob" and disappear.

Answer 7

.... ummm find the ultimate question..

I know the answer is 42 and that the earth was blown up five minutes before the program ended. And that Arthur Dent has it somewhere in his head. But he killed the mice and nobody knows its there but him.

Answer 8

Do the same Jim Carrey did on "Bruce's almighty" after doing all these funny things.

Answer 9

Fix the knees on the Flamingo. They're backwards!

Answer 10

I'm pretty sure if i became God we'd all be in big trouble, so i'd probably reappoint God as God.