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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning!"
2007-05-07 17:12:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes i love it man you rocks lol 10/10 i just can not stop laughing at your joke man because i really do love it and good job man because you really did hit the spot with this one and thanks for making me laugh because you had just made my day with this one.
2007-05-07 17:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorriest POS to ever hold the office of President!
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2007-05-08 00:27:24 · answer #2 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Uh-huh! A little Democrat! LOL.
2007-05-08 01:29:39 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah ha ha haha ha. Heee hee. Ho he ho. LOL. That's a good one.
2007-05-08 00:32:56 · answer #4 · answered by Texas Cowboy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-05-08 00:25:47 · answer #5 · answered by the_original_voicelady 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like it ,good one lol
2007-05-08 00:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by DJ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Its OK, but not spectacular.
2007-05-08 00:18:43 · answer #7 · answered by twilight♥er 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hee hee hee
2007-05-08 00:20:28 · answer #8 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
:) worthy not LOL worthy
2007-05-08 00:45:18 · answer #9 · answered by Aimee B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is ok
2007-05-08 03:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by gorilon 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋