I know my record is in five seconds, while completely **** faced. I was wearing shoes, socks, jeans, belt, underwear, undershirt, tee shirt, and a sweat shirt. I was completely naked in five seconds. Has anyone else ever come close to that?
2007-05-07 16:59:19 · 20 answers · asked by QP 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Beat this, cowboy. When i go to the nude beach I frequently wear a short sundress over nothing else. Once I get to my spot and drop my stuff, it's just a quick "slip the straps, let the dress fall and step out of it' and I'm naked...probably no more that 3 seconds tops.
And that's totally sober!
2007-05-09 09:35:15 · answer #1 · answered by nudie chick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the parlance of the method actors, "What's my motivation?"
If my old man gives me a certain "look" I can be out of my clothes pretty fast. But then we are pretty much at home and I just wear a loose tunic and panties most of the time.
In my youth I could have given you a race, but as a grandma I am some slower. We belonged to a nudist camp for many years, so nudity is not as big a deal with us as it seems to be with todays kids. Being without clothes was comfortable and natural, and no one had to wonder what anyone else looked like without clothes. Saves a lot of mind sweat and all the families I knew who were naturalists were very relaxed sexually. Not promiscuous, just relaxed. So you were blind drunk and got out of your clothes in 5 seconds. Did it do you any good? I mean, why were you taking your clothes off? What was your "motivation"?
2007-05-15 23:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never bothered to time it
I drop my jeans at the door
and keep the Tee because it is still chilly
But I'm naked most of the time.
2007-05-08 13:27:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
3 seconds drop shorts or swimsuit in an instant
2007-05-14 14:35:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mark freestyle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm... depends on how many layers I'm wearing! If it's just shorts, pretty fast... if it's a business suit, it will take some time (I don't want to wrinkle it up!)
LOL - enjoy!
2007-05-09 20:59:34 · answer #5 · answered by Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee, I have never raced, what's the hurry??
Bet the women just LOVE that talent.
Try taking your time.... women like that MUCH better!
2007-05-15 23:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by KELLY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got naked at 85 mph once, but I don't recommend doing this while driving.
2007-05-08 01:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i managed 15 econds once with a heavy winter coat on, but nothing close to your record =)
i like the way you think. they should have some sort of competitive getting nude competition!
2007-05-08 00:07:15 · answer #8 · answered by toaster9795 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The speed at which I can get naked depends entirely on my motivation...depends who I'm getting naked for.
2007-05-08 03:02:04 · answer #9 · answered by shadelandfarm 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Can people from nudist colonies enter this debate?
2007-05-15 23:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by Trey L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋