2007-05-07 16:23:48 · 13 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He also makes them submit productivity and expense reports. If they're not pulling their weight, he sends them back to earth where they're reincarnated as squirrels, penguins and puffins.
2007-05-07 16:28:32 · answer #1 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. But the owners of the Los Angeles Angels do. Peace and God bless.
2007-05-07 23:28:07 · answer #2 · answered by cave man 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, He doesn't. He has a personal assistant who does this for Him. It's sent out in a newsletter. Most of the angels toss theirs into the trash without even opening the envelope.
He's considering e-mail or text messaging.
2007-05-07 23:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by miri-miri-off-the-wall 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time does not exist beyond this human experience...so no " quarterly " reports necessary.
Now...about that poor squirrel...lay him to rest already. Poor little guy.
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2007-05-08 03:22:26 · answer #4 · answered by onelight 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No God does not answer to angel... its the other way around.
2007-05-07 23:27:10 · answer #5 · answered by rejoiceinthelord 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Angels are a creation of man....not God. You obviously don't believe in them either.
2007-05-07 23:33:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bi-monthly, actually.
God wants his angels on the ball.
2007-05-07 23:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think perhaps the angels release daily reports to God,...
but then again, they don't need to,..
God is omnipotent,....
2007-05-07 23:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by coco_loco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah - daily report via blackberry
2007-05-07 23:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by freshbliss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he is too busy, being God.
2007-05-07 23:28:22 · answer #10 · answered by gogirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋