Boy,should I feel rotten about kidding those darn atheists guys or what?

Question

I mean,here I am,a miserable little Level One plebe and they got all these snooty social register M.C. types,strictly Uptown, and then I come along and bump somebody and they spill all that cheap champagne. I feel so bad about the way they took it (not well),I should go crawl off somewhere and bawl myself senseless with nobody there to care but my dog Critter. Or - I could buy them a Mass card. But would they take it the right way,a thoughful and inspired gesture like that?
Well gosh i can only hope.

Answer 1

I don't think they like being teased a little. It's strange how they dish out truly vicious "humor" directed at Christians,do it night after night but somebody even just kids them a little and they turn into Snarly McMean. I wouldn't buy them a Mass card either,it would probably burst into flames right there in your hand. By the way,a lot of these people are top dogs and are not used to criticism on any level whatsoever. Personally I thought the above was funny - and I don't see anything wrong with that. They certainly are a spiteful crew,particularly since you're obviously young as well as new to us.

Answer 2

definite you're incorrect to experience that way, guess you aren't any more a applicable christian in case you experience this stuff - why ought to you experience sorry for the those who have entire freedom over their very personal lives! Being a non-believer i do not supply a hoot about feeling acceptable or incorrect because of a few thing completely imaginary that has a carry over my existence. Pascals guess does no longer some thing to attraction to me to believe, i'm no longer a making a guess individual.

Answer 3

What the heck are you talking about? lol. Do you honestly think you whupped atheists good or something? I saw your "question" where you were kidding the atheists. It wasn't that brilliant, and you really didn't rile them up all that much. You look like you're a beginner-level troll.
And is there an actual question in the future anywhere here, or are you just going to keep posting unwarranted self-congratulatory ramblings?

Answer 4

You know something? Atheists aren't that bad. Not compared to you, that is. And I don't think they would take it the right way if you bought them a Mass card and you know it.

And you could go cry somewhere... if you really felt like it.

Look, don't make fun of atheists. That is, be specific. When you are making fun of an atheist do it by name, and never mention the word "atheist." Then you can make as much fun of them as you want!

Answer 5

Atheists don't believe in the Creator, therefore they don't exist.

And I will tell you right now that it is an eternal sin to spill champagne unless your are christening a ship or initiating a new pilot. What blasphemy...

Answer 6

They should take a thoughful and inspired gesture the right way, Atheist are people too. If they don't it's not because they are atheist.

Answer 7

If I knew what you were talking about, I might actually care.
I'm not an MC Social Register type-just an author who reads a whole lot of books.

What is a Mass card?

Answer 8

You have to BUY Mass cards? Now I know why I wasn't raised catholic -- my parents were cheapskates and I had to grow up baptist.

Now I'm atheist and spend my money on food and clothing.

Answer 9

Nah, they probably take you about as serious as they do about your goofy religion. But if there were a hell you'd go there for saying something as goofy as, "Well gosh I can only hope". Should we call you Wally Cleaver?

Answer 10

What is a Mass Card? Is that like a MasterCard for Catholics?

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