an engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates.
"Sorry," said Saint Peter, "but you are in the wrong place." He snaps his fingers and the engineer finds himself in hell. Dissatified with the level of comfort here, the engineer starts making improvements,
One day, god phones satan to ask how things were going.
"Great," he answers, "We've got central air and escalators now. There's no telling what the engineer will come up with next."
"You've got an engineer?" god says, "There's been a big mistake. send him back here or I'll sue you."
"Yeah right," satan chuckles," where are you going to find a lawyer?"
2007-05-07 12:43:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well...I heard you can find a lawyer in the ocean swimming with the sharks (They are safe because sharks do not want to get "food poisoning") but I also heard you can find an even better lawyer at the bottom of the ocean wearing cement shoes...
2007-05-07 13:04:32 · answer #1 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but I really think the defense attorneys are the half evil ones. Getting all of those guilty people proven innocent. I mean SOME are, SOME aren't. WAS still funny. I hope they have air conditioners when I go. j/k I WILL NOT go to hell. Puh-lease I shouldn't go, I'm pretty good citizen. I Am , gosh. Funny joke.
2007-05-07 20:04:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*spits Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi Out*
2007-05-07 20:07:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny but I don't get the part about the lawyer.
2007-05-07 19:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lissa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yea thats pretty funny...not laugh out loud funny but funny where u think about it for a minute and it hits u and u realize how clever it is!
2007-05-07 19:52:24 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if I knew how to use this computer better I would give you a star! This is a good one!
2007-05-07 20:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this before in reader disgest, but I thought it was funny, (did you realize how many jokes there are about lawyers?)
2007-05-07 20:35:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
<3 it. I've heard it before but it's funny!
2007-05-07 19:55:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's..uh...kinda...funny, I guess. Trust me though it's not the worst I've heard and you're no where near it =)
2007-05-07 19:51:58 · answer #9 · answered by Krmfuentes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i like that joke a lot, but ive heard it a few times,
but its deff. funny, especially the first time
2007-05-07 19:59:40 · answer #10 · answered by Scythe5150 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋