A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital, and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.
With his skin already starting to blister , and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor prescribes an IV with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.
The nurse, who is rather astounded, asks, "What good will Viagra do him, Doctor?"
It'll keep the sheets off his legs."
2007-05-07 12:09:32 · 12 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cracked me up! Drowned on my Ovaltine. Give the girl a star!
2007-05-07 12:26:57 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hate to say it but that joke has been on here more times than I've had hot dinners. It's amusing the first time though.
2016-05-17 22:18:33 · answer #2 · answered by janene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't laugh quite as much as the last few times I've read that on here but it is funny...
2007-05-07 15:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As someone that has fallen asleep in the sun and ended up in Hospital I could've used that....................Very Very funny
2007-05-07 14:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny you got a star!
2007-05-07 12:36:35 · answer #5 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's very good.
2007-05-07 12:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by dixidan_2000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good and uplifting!!
2007-05-07 21:53:47 · answer #7 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one angela..have a star...bri
2007-05-07 12:20:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
..... and the sedative came after a little prick ....?
2007-05-07 12:19:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. It's a goodie! LOL.
2007-05-09 07:47:45 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋