In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, i'm a massage therapist and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the Inland Revenue Services....do you see me scr*wing the guy in front of me?"
2007-05-07 11:56:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That Bloody taxman he's such a tightie.......................
2007-05-07 14:52:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol have you ever heard this one A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."
2007-05-07 19:15:21 · answer #2 · answered by wwe fan 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I do massage, and sometimes I want to do that,
LMFAO,
10/10
;-)
2007-05-07 19:06:34 · answer #3 · answered by BLING 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-05-07 21:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol...thats a good one
2007-05-07 19:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aaaww!! LOL. LOL.
2007-05-08 02:19:19 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!
2007-05-07 19:17:42 · answer #7 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol...
So true...
2007-05-07 22:24:48 · answer #8 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol =)
2007-05-08 03:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by --=ZariO=-- 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh
my
gobstopper
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-05-07 19:02:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋