The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman.
Naturally I replied "Big t*ts."
He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."
So I said, "Oh seriously big t*ts.
"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"
He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt.
"Spend the rest of my life with one woman??? No woman's t*ts are that big!"
2007-05-07 11:43:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LUTHIEN.....def. not me! just a joke.
2007-05-07 11:50:17 · update #1
I'm married too
2007-05-07 13:07:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jim M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not one of your better ones.
Still, when you tell so many funny ones, one poor one can be allowed every so often....lol
2007-05-07 22:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha very funny. Sounds like he wants to keep trading in for a younger model!!
:-)))
2007-05-07 18:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by Teejay 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! That's being possessed by something! LOL.
2007-05-08 02:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 18:58:13 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Come on.
Your scraping the barrel there.
2007-05-07 18:53:48 · answer #6 · answered by Spike 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol...not too many fans here fidgey.
2007-05-07 18:59:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!! nice joke!! yeah you the hell would want to spend the rest of their life with one damn woman!! ; )
i wouldnt wanted to spend it with a woman but one man...well i know for damn sure i cant handle more than one!! ; )
you get a star! thanks for sharing!
2007-05-07 18:48:12 · answer #8 · answered by P!NK 5 · 0⤊ 5⤋
So wrong...I would be offended...but it is so funny!
2007-05-07 18:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
alright...not that funny.
2007-05-07 18:56:45 · answer #10 · answered by harvestmoon 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋