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Florida looks like the head of a snake (with lake Okeechobee as the eye, and Florida Keys as the tongue). It also looks like a gun.

There is an island called La Palma in the Atlantic ocean. Part of it could fall into the sea and cause a Tsunami which would wipe out Florida.Florida is one of the wealthiest places in the world. It is therefore not going to be in favor with God since 2.5 billion people live on less than $2 a day. La Palma contains the word Palm (as in Palm Sunday - the return of Jesus to Jerusalem; or in modern terms the second coming of Jesus).

The book of Revelation talks about a large mountain being thrown into the sea at the end of time. People in the area need to repent/leave the area.

2007-05-07 10:52:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

There is a precedent for this - the Indonesian tsunami was caused by an earthquake with an epicenter around the island of Sinabang (Sin a bang - this is how God communicated the purpose of the tsunami; if you sin, you get a bang).

2007-05-07 10:53:11 · update #1

8 answers

that rant deserves a standing ovation.

2007-05-07 10:57:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 3

~~*Pulls self up unsteadily from floor, crying with laughter*~~

Don't you worry, honey. God loves the wealthy. He certainly loves them more than the poor.

~~*Pushes the Dutchman out of the way*~~ Wanna... oh, you know what. *Gently feeds you cookies*

2007-05-07 15:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 3 0

It is not where you live, it is how you live." Two will be standing in the field,one will be taken the other will not "
Remember Elijah and Elisa

2007-05-07 11:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by gwhiz1052 7 · 2 1

Since you made this prophecy. If it dont come true then you are a false prophet. Woe unto false prophets

2007-05-07 11:08:47 · answer #4 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 2 3

Yeah FL looks like a lot of other things too, so no big whoop... stop the madness.

_()_

2007-05-07 11:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by vinslave 7 · 0 3

I'd be impressed if this was your original idea. I'd still think you were a nutcase,but I'd be impressed. However, you simply copied and pasted it.

2007-05-07 11:05:18 · answer #6 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 1 4

We shall see if you are a false prophet.

2007-05-07 11:01:38 · answer #7 · answered by beano™ 6 · 1 4

your joking right?

2007-05-07 11:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan, Atheati Magus 5 · 3 1

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