Magic 8 Ball Will I join the chruch of Scientology and become a Scientologist when I become a movie star?

Answer 1

No, what will happen is that you will become a victim of Scientology's agenda which is brainwashing you into believing that without them you have no chance at succeeding.

This is all designed to charge you as much cash as possible throughout the "clearing process" that you will endure for many, many years while they demand that you provide menial services to them.

Beware of recruiting fronts such as it is "The Beverly Hills Playhouse" (acting school) in Los Angeles. They've been listed as such in many reputable publications that include mention of its owner as and old, long standing scientology subscriber.

Read "The Cult of Greed" published by Time magazine.

Here:

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Fishman/time-behar.html

Answer 2

Magic 8 ball will I join the Church of Scientology and go insaine like Tom Cruise?

Answer 3

I have been getting so MUCH Mail, USPS, from the LA church it is crazy; They are so out for suckers, ah, er, customers, clients, Xenu-Phobes, etc.... Anyways, You can get a Level A Processing done for just 1,000 Measly Dollars, most recent special. I think the E-Meter was last selling for about 3-5,000 US Dollars, depending on what quality you got. Nice gear for something that you could probably unit produce in mexico for 20 dollars or less :-)

Answer 4

If you're asking the Magic 8 Ball, then how come you're asking here?

Answer 5

Yeah, you're the pilot that keeps getting stoned but you lose control of the plane while screwing one of the flight attendants and crash the plane into the ground

Answer 6

Noooooooo don't do iiiiiit.

Here's what the 8-ball has to say:

"I see brainwashing and being swindled in your future. Forecast appears grim."

Answer 7

Just remember to completely empty your head (partial lobotomy would help), get rid of all non-superficial thoughts, have lots of vanity inspired plastic surgery, whether you need it or not, and give them tons of money. You will be just fine and dandy.

Answer 8

Ask again later

Answer 9

I hope so, Tom needs a new friend to exploit.

Answer 10

Only if Xenu lets you!