I would never wash below my waist causing a distinct fishy odor, which he loved, and now he wants to dump me like last week's catch?
2007-05-07 08:39:11 · 14 answers · asked by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It requires something of an art. You must present, then hide, something beautiful and exotic that he doesn't find in reading about Godel's incompleteness theorem or making a painting of bananas nailed to a wall. Then he will come after you.
2007-05-07 08:54:30 · answer #1 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah well some penguins tend to want other kinds of fish. Could you eat tuna everyday? Hell no, he probably wants something exotic, like Sushi.
It's all your fault, being a penguin myself I find the best fish comes from the ocean. Trans-species relationships have a high turnover rate. I can't date humans that can't swim in ice cold water.
You need to draw an ice bath and call him over. Get some fresh sushi and dump it in the tub. That's how you get him back!
2007-05-07 15:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well,it isn't well known but the majority of penguins are actually adherents of Orthodox Judaism. He probably just lapsed out and now he wants to return to the fold. And I don't expect you would fit in too well. I'm sure he knows that.
2007-05-07 15:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by Brynn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-07 15:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Penguin recluses value their privacy- respect his wishes and find another animal to fulfill your sexual perversions.
2007-05-07 15:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Find a more social penguin.
2007-05-07 15:46:46 · answer #6 · answered by Who's got my back? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'm pretty sure that sort of relation is illegal in most places in the usa (which im assuming is country you live in)...distinct fishy odour? *barf*
2007-05-07 15:45:29 · answer #7 · answered by EskiMO 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You've sunk to a new low. Congrats and good luck with that.
2007-05-07 15:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Medusa 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
More importantly, and what have always wanted to ask you, is where can we find a larger version of your avatar picture?
2007-05-07 15:46:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha fishy odor!!!! That's horrible!!!!!
2007-05-07 15:44:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋