It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really nothing to do and all the kids are restless. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."
Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I want to get outta here, I'm smart and will answer the question".
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?
Before Johnny could open his mouth, Jay said, "Abraham Lincoln".
The teacher said, "That's right Jay. You can go". Johnny was MAD.
The teacher asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King".
The teacher said, "That's right Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before.
The teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could open his mouth, Carol said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right Carol. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD.
Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said,
"I wish these women would keep their mouths shut".
The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW?
2007-05-07 08:35:16 · 17 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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GENIUSSSSS!!!!
hehe that is absolutely hilariousssssssssssssss!!!
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ur definitely getin a star for thatttt!! hehe
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2007-05-07 08:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by x.T.x 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i won't lie, it is the only joke i heard in the day that made me chortle and wager what it relatively is 12 o' clock, my moms and dads are sound asleep of their room, so i couldn'r chortle making sound, yet i replaced into loss of existence to chortle out loud, my abdomen is paining. i saved the discomfort of my chortle for 2moro, thnx lots...
2016-10-04 12:40:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVED IT!!!!
best johnny joke in a while.
2007-05-07 10:27:19 · answer #3 · answered by moojooman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA!
(I love the joke section of Y!A, it's entertaining when there is nothing else to do.)
2007-05-07 08:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
another good johnny joke
2007-05-07 08:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by BEAR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First smile and laugh I've had all day! That was great!!
2007-05-07 11:08:37 · answer #6 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol heres a star
2007-05-07 09:09:28 · answer #7 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always keep my lips sealed ;)
That IS a funny one.
2007-05-07 10:18:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooooooooooooooh ! (lol)
Brilliant ! I loved it !
Hugs,
2007-05-07 11:19:13 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was funny. Johnny was smart...a real smart @**. :D
2007-05-07 08:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by Victoria M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-05-07 09:15:53 · answer #11 · answered by Shelia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋